I am definitely inevitable
Dear Mark, Jim and Ben, you wet-nosed, soggy-brained gamer-geeks! You sad cheese-faced nerds! Why don't you get a life and stop all that wimply roleplaying? Yours sincerely, Arthur.
P.S. How are your girlfriends? Don't bother, 'cos you haven't got any!
P.S. How are your girlfriends? Don't bother, 'cos you haven't got any!